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Tahuvstahu

Tahu vs. Tahu is a comedy written on BZP by Ibrow. It was started in late 2010 and quickly became one of the most popular comedies on the forum, amassing 200 posts and over 10,000 views, as well as a #2 spot on the hot topics list, in about 3 months. It was nominated multiple times on the 2011 CCC Awards, including most popular comedy.

Plotline

The plot revolves, somewhat similarly to the TBTTRAH Series, around a group of two Tahus(Tahu Mata and Tahu Star) living in a house with the rest of the plastic Bionicles. The Tahus end up fighting a civil war due to Tahu Star's arrival

Season 1: Civil War

In season 1, it begins with a short prologue of ten years ago; Tahu Mata is the very first Bionicle to ever be opened, and is thus voted to be the leader of the Bionicles.

Ten years later, Bionicle is ending and the Stars series arrives; upon discovering several remakes, many Bionicles are disapointed (Gresh, the Skrall, and Takanuva mostly), while Tahu Mata fears a rebellion from Tahu Stars, his remake. Moments after being opened, Tahu Stars attempts to take control of the Bionicles, creating the first conflict between the two sides. Aftwerwards, half of the old Bionicles join the Stars series in fighting Tahu Mata, hurting him deeply.

After several more conflicts in which many of the Rahkshi are killed, Tahu Mata sends the Toa Nuva and Maxilos to the basement, to try and recruit the two Vezons; meanwhile, Nektann takes some Skrall Stars to do the same, and Roodaka and Umbra are sent to ambush the Toa Nuva.

The Toa Nuva and Maxilos defeat Roodaka, Umbra, and around thirty rahkshi easily before proceeding to the basement, where they find the Vezons attacking the Stars. Upon beginning battle, they discover that the Vezons have successfully managed, after four years, to make creations out of the fallen Bionicles; these creations go wild, leaving the Toa Nuva in need of immediate back up.

Both Antroz sets (one with the Jetrax T6) are deployed to help them, as well as two Toa Hordika. Both Toa Hordika are killed in the battle, followed by one of the Antroz sets and the Jetrax. Upon managing to defeat both the creations and the Vezons, the Toa Nuva make their way back to the Spare Bedroom.

Meanwhile, Nuju Metru, with a broken limb, is replaced by a used set bought on eBay, who is missing some pieces. The old Nuju Metru is thrown out into the snow, while the new one attempts a grasp at power himself. Pridak leads a team, successfully finding the old Nuju Metru, while Tahu Stars and Matau Metru defeat the replacement, taking him apart piece by piece. He is then thrown out the window, while the old Nuju Metru, his leg restored, settles back into life.

During the final battle of Season 1, Maxilos finds himself battling both Roodaka and Takanuva Mistika (a titan). As he begins to lose, they are interrupted by the arrival of Von Nebula, leading the brand new (and powerful) Hero Factory line into battle against the Bionicles. Roodaka is torn apart by Von Nebula, while Takanuva Mistika manages to get out of the way, leaving Maxilos to be repeatedly smashed around.

Meanwhile, Tahu Mata and Tahu Stars are battling on the bed; it is so far a draw when William Furno interrupts the battle, easily beating and nearly killing both Toa. However, as Von Nebula calls a retreat to the Hero Factory forces, Furno leaves them with an ominous warning before departing. It is discovered that Maxilos managed to survive Von Nebula's onslaught, haveing had several of his pieces glued together a year ago when they began to crack.

Tahu Stars leads his army in search of a different room to inhabit, as Hero Factory has laid claim to the Bedroom; Tahu Mata tries to re-organize his army, and begins preparations for another attack from Hero Factory.

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